06/14/2011

The Zeitgeist Can Suck It

The Fred Clench Radio Hour Is On Hiatus

Transcript of the Fred Clench Radio Hour incident which led to Fred's arrest on assault charges.
06/02/2011

Keeping Up With the Beat

Examining HBO's "Tremé"

Jasper Welk takes a look at HBO's "Tremé" and it's rich musical influence, as he recovers from his latest bout of violent erotic role-play on the commode.
03/14/2011

Keeping Up With the Beat

Rediscovering "Funky Drummer"

Jasper Welk describes his joy at rediscovering "Funky Drummer" while being erotically beaten by Mitch, a homeless guy he paid a couple bucks for erotic role play.
02/17/2011

The Zeitgeist Can Suck It

Who Is Banksy and Why Should I Care?

Conservative columnist Fred Clench doesn't like having to see Banksy get away with vandalism, and the solution is beatings. Harsh, prolonged beatings.
02/01/2011

A Life Well Wasted

My Happiest Day

Harold Gunderson shares his happiest memory as he dies slowly and painfully.
12/06/2010

Movie Reviews with The Guy Hiding In Your Walls

"The Human Centipede" starring Dieter Laser

Gary deals with a home invasion as a whole other kind of violation occurs on screen.
11/30/2010

A Healthy Paranoia with Arlo Puttnam

A Healthy, Tasty Nougat-Based Grout for the Removal of Micro-chipped Molars

Today, I'll be showing you how to whip up a mouth watering nougat-based epoxy that will make removal of those molar-ensconced micro-chips such a treat that you'll wish all of your chip-able orifices had the sense of taste!
11/21/2010

Movie Reviews with The Guy Hiding In Your Walls

"Knight and Day" starring Tom Cruise

The Tom Cruise/Cameron Diaz movie "Knight and Day" offers a slight distraction from the domestic situation brewing at Gary's.
11/20/2010

Movie Reviews with The Guy Hiding In Your Walls

"State and Main" starring William H. Macy

David Mamet's "State and Main" is reviewed, pizza is craved, and a life is saved.
11/17/2010

Movie Reviews with The Guy Hiding In Your Walls

"Red" starring Bruce Willis

The Guy Hiding In Your Walls examines the Bruce Willis film "Red".